Dear Jack

I heard you were studying abroad,
Staying in some South American country
Taking inspirational photos and posting them on Facebook.

Kind of had a thing for you when we were younger,
And when you'd tote your guitar everywhere
Swigging from your Snapple like you just couldn't give a fuck.

But my infatuation kinda stopped the day we watched a Youtube video
Featuring Harry Potter and some raunchy antics
I was disgusted by it frankly, and hey, that's when you said,

"It's funny when a girl gets raped.
When a guy gets raped,
it's just tragic."

It's good to see you now broadening your horizons
Meeting people from a different mold
And learning the stories of a different place.

Maybe you've met some women
Who've been through things that changed your mind,
Oh yeah, and hey,

Fuck you.